Why must you resort to nasty name calling?
Dear Spammers, Assholes, Stupid Head Poopy Pants, Words cannot express how happy I was when Outlook sang that happy ‘ding!’ to let me know that I had new mail. And…
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And we are back! And some other miscellany
For the past week or so, I have been setting up a new host for the blog. One that will allow some growth. One that will let us date other…
The missing penis through time
Ever since the addition of our (proud mother moment: beautiful, clever, and strong) daughter into this, our house of testosterone (save then for me, of course), I have been a…
Math class made relevant
First, let me say that drugs are stupid. Second, let me advocate for Hugs Not Drugs. and, let me date myself by spewing forth the 80’s battle cry (no, no,…
My surprising contribution to the blog-a-sphere
People, I am making an impact. Don’t believe me? Well, WordPress stats lets you see what search terms people use to find your blog. It is probably meant to help…
Being an only child broke my ‘listening’ ears and other b.s. excuses that I try, without success. to cling to
For the life of me, I cannot listen. Or maybe I cannot hear. But I’m pretty sure that it is a listening issue. I cannot stop talking or interrupting long…
It’s always such a relief when the universe reminds me to be humble and stop being an ass
In the past two weeks, I have achieved some fantastic bone-head feats. I have made shrimp Alfredo without peeling the shrimp (although I did manage to peel the tails –…
When ‘Murphy’ Comes to Visit – How to Kick Him in the Nuts, Stand Your Ground and Win
* Murphy’s law: “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”. Who hasn’t had a visit from that ‘ol bastard Murphy just when things are going well, looking up, or,…
Should I Have Gotten His Plate Number?
So, what would you do in this situation? I didn’t grab a picture with my phone or try to see or remember his plate digits because I was too busy…
So Riddle Me This – Or Can Someone Explain This To Me?
Over the years, we have spent hundreds, no thousands, well, probably more like tens of thousands of dollars on toys, activities, games and other amusements for our kids. So what…