I Actually Remember This Day in 1985 and No, It’s Not My Birthday
Today, we're taking a trip down memory lane: July 13th 1985. My mum, my grandparents and I embarked on a month-long trip to England, France and Scotland, departing Toronto on…
The June Cleaver of Keswick. Only fatter. And funnier, with more kids and fewer aprons.
Today, we're taking a trip down memory lane: July 13th 1985. My mum, my grandparents and I embarked on a month-long trip to England, France and Scotland, departing Toronto on…
One morning this week, I had the house to myself. This is a rare and much appreciated happening. For the past two years, I've listened to audiobooks using earphones while…
This is a true story. There is not one word of a lie, no single misleading statement nor exaggeration included herein. I was going to start this post with "Honestly"…
Generally, I am in constant (non-aerobic, because I'm mostly a sloth) motion and do "stuff" from the time that I rise in the morning until the moment I burrow back…
Yesterday afternoon, while two of my smalls (who are all more in the medium-large range, if I’m being honest) worked on their school work and the other two wondered around…
To set the scene, you're at the doctor with a complaint. They diagnose the problem and your first reaction is relief (that you're not crazy and it's an actual 'thing')…
I carry a big purse. I have tried to scale it down, but alas, it appears as though I am not ready to make that leap to a smaller bag.…
When you steal an Amazon package and the package was sex toys and sex toys weren't what you wanted so you dump them in a ditch? You're a tool.
So this was today, but you could pretty much replace "today" with "any day" and it would still be accurate. ****************************** Thursday morning: Characters in this scene: Me, alone at…
Preamble: Kids need to play outside. I mean, fresh air, physical activity, rosy cheeks and bright eyes, right? All good things that help promote healthy mental health (awkward, much?) and…