Random word (and thoughts) – Day 6 – Decompose. Because, of course it is.
Day six word of the day is...late. I mean, it's been posted late. The actual word is Decompose, which is a perfect match to the other five words this past…
Random Word + Random Thoughts – Day 5 – Shot
Day five, word of the day. Shot. The macabre streak continues.
Random Word – Day 4 – Lecher
Random word of the day, day four. Sometimes we find out that words we've been using are related to other words that, when used together, cause instant nausea and disgust.…
Random Word – Day 3 – BRIDGE
Day three - word of the day. Bridge. As in, I drove off a bridge and was still awkward and chubby. Pair with Sloven and Erosion and my self esteem…
Random Word – Day 2 – SLOVEN
Random word of the day. Day 2. Sloven. Is the universe trying to send me a message with these "random" words? I hope not.
I love words but lately they’re not loving me back
So, while I try to rekindle my relationship with words and entice them to fall into sentences that I feel are marginally literate and moderately humorous, I've decided to commit…
At This Moment
Chronicles of Amusing Failures
Confessions of an unhinged blogger
Posts for the sake of my own sanity
True stories
Combat-Mode Grocery Shopping and My Pathetic Need to Make Everyone Like Me (or at least pretend to).
When a cashier takes an instant dislike to me, it makes for a long, painful check out during my weekly shopping trip.
Chronicles of Amusing Failures
Confessions of an unhinged blogger
Family
Posts for the sake of my own sanity
Random Shit
True stories
Razor blades and adulting: The same but differ-, er no actually, they are the same thing.
This is a true story. There is not one word of a lie, no single misleading statement nor exaggeration included herein. I was going to start this post with "Honestly"…
Two updates and a long-awaited realization
Updates on the blog are few and far between these days. Life is busy. Anxiety runs high while coping mechanisms continue to fail me. But that's another post for another…
This pandemic is making me do crazy things. Like math.
Ever think that there is nothing you can do about your food costs? Well, with this one little change, you can save over $1000 a year and still have pizza…