And I do mean this most respectfully knowing all of the different directions that our attention and resources are pulled in, but please, and I mean PLEASE, teach your young children how to BLOW HER or HIS NOSE. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want their child to be: 1. walking around with a river of germs flowing from her nose and into her mouth and wiped on her sleeves or 2. have so much dried and crusty germs packed into his nostrils that mouth breathing is the only mode of survival and oozy sores begin to form until it looks like leprosy is setting in. That’s just no fun for anyone.
Teachinga child how to blow his nose is not fun. It is not always easy. But like using a fork and spoon, it is a necessary life skill that is best learned earlier rather than later. So, to that end, I have taken the liberty to Google that shit and find step-by-step instructions to help out. Please. I beseech you (and trust me, I do not beseech for just anyone!) Pay it forward. Help a friend, family member or even perfect stranger by passing some of these strategies and information on. Help save a nasally-challanged child. He’ll thank you one day (but probably not in your lifetime, but one day, he will be really grateful that he can blow his nose and he’ll know that it’s because of YOU). Just think: It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes the village idiot to teach him how to blow. Be the idiot. True story.
How to teach a child to blow his nose here and here and even here, to name a few. (I am not affiliated at all with any of these sites, but I did check them out and they seem to be on the up and up – at least I didn’t see any porn on them, and I looked. Believe me).
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