creative innovators like me are seldom appreciated during their lifetimes

Typical conversation:

Mr. KB: ” whatchu doing?”
Creative innovator (me): “I’m making you your favourite dessert, only better!”
Mr. KB: ” Shit, I know what that means. You’re going to add something weird to it that messes it all up, aren’t you?”
C.I. (me): ” Nooooo… I’m going to add some delicious changes that only make it more FABULOUS!”
Mr. KB: ” Ok, ok. Just don’t add add any fucking oatmeal to it.”
C.I. (me): ” Oatmeal counteracts the sugar and makes the dessert healthy! I do it for you.”
Mr. KB: ” Oatmeal does not make it healthy, adding zucchini to bread does not make it a vegetable, and you are a crackhead.”
C.I. (me): ” Crack is whack and you’ll see, this will be delicious and healthier and you won’t even know you’re meeting some daily nutritional requirements while you devour it!”
Mr. KB: ” There’s something very wrong with you. What was I thinking marrying you?”
C.I. (me): ” Three little words.  Best. Decision. Ever.”

And see?

I was right!
*mwah*