I Actually Remember This Day in 1985 and No, It’s Not My Birthday
Today, we’re taking a trip down memory lane: July 13th 1985. My mum, my grandparents and I embarked on a month-long trip to England, France and Scotland, departing Toronto on…
The June Cleaver of Keswick. Only fatter. And funnier, with more kids and fewer aprons.
Today, we’re taking a trip down memory lane: July 13th 1985. My mum, my grandparents and I embarked on a month-long trip to England, France and Scotland, departing Toronto on…
How I arm myself to face difficult conversations or situations.
Day six word of the day is...late. I mean, it's been posted late. The actual word is Decompose, which is a perfect match to the other five words this past…
Day five, word of the day. Shot. The macabre streak continues.
Random word of the day, day four. Sometimes we find out that words we've been using are related to other words that, when used together, cause instant nausea and disgust.…
Day three - word of the day. Bridge. As in, I drove off a bridge and was still awkward and chubby. Pair with Sloven and Erosion and my self esteem…
Random word of the day. Day 2. Sloven. Is the universe trying to send me a message with these "random" words? I hope not.
So, while I try to rekindle my relationship with words and entice them to fall into sentences that I feel are marginally literate and moderately humorous, I’ve decided to commit…
When a cashier takes an instant dislike to me, it makes for a long, painful check out during my weekly shopping trip.
This is a true story. There is not one word of a lie, no single misleading statement nor exaggeration included herein. I was going to start this post with “Honestly”…