I am a Lent failure. I blame my mother
I blame her because I’m supposed to blame her for everything that I cannot do/get/have/be, right? Isn’t that our plight as mothers, to be held ultimately responsible for every failure,…
I blame her because I’m supposed to blame her for everything that I cannot do/get/have/be, right? Isn’t that our plight as mothers, to be held ultimately responsible for every failure,…
Other than the sound of griddles firing up all over the place and the smell of maple syrup wafting in the air? It means that tomorrow is Ash Wednesday or…
Oh, he will resist at first. He will try to keep steering you back to his ‘Internet Cleaning’ to get rid of ‘the naked pictures’ on your computer pitch, but…
Logical sequencing, sensible leaps in reasoning, educated guessing. Many of us do these things on a daily basis. Some of us (um, not me?) take twisty, wonky roads to reach…
Now, if I could just lose 50 pounds, figure out how I’d like my hair done, and work up the courage to use my (very beautiful, very fancy, and very…
It is easy to forget that the place where you live is not the only place in the world. It is easy to forget that what is easy and readily…
Me: “Oh my GOD! Did you see that?!?” Mr. K.B. (driving) “No! What?” Me: “That sign back there said something about $99 sluts.” Mr. K.B. “What? Where?” (craning his neck…
Although I am somewhat fairly certain I am not his intended recipient. But I’m the one who cared enough to take a picture and immortalize it, so I think that…
Those assertions being that it was too expensive, too poorly planned, executed and an overall exercise in poor use of the copious amount of property tax Georgina residents pay (and…
A reader very recently emailed me and asked that I help bring a local issue to the attention of, well, locals. 😉 Here is an excerpt from her email: have…