I Actually Remember This Day in 1985 and No, It’s Not My Birthday
Today, we’re taking a trip down memory lane: July 13th 1985. My mum, my grandparents and I embarked on a month-long trip to England, France and Scotland, departing Toronto on…
Random Shit
What is your on most eclectic mixed tape?
One morning this week, I had the house to myself. This is a rare and much appreciated happening. For the past two years, I’ve listened to audiobooks using earphones while…
Chronicles of Amusing Failures
Confessions of an unhinged blogger
Family
Posts for the sake of my own sanity
Random Shit
True stories
Razor blades and adulting: The same but differ-, er no actually, they are the same thing.
This is a true story. There is not one word of a lie, no single misleading statement nor exaggeration included herein. I was going to start this post with “Honestly”…
This may be one reason why I get so little done in a day
Generally, I am in constant (non-aerobic, because I’m mostly a sloth) motion and do “stuff” from the time that I rise in the morning until the moment I burrow back…
Confessions of an unhinged blogger
Gratitude and Blessings
Local Keswick Issues
Random Shit
True stories
Just when I think I’m about to really get stuff done and blaze a new path, something like this happens. Every time.
Yesterday afternoon, while two of my smalls (who are all more in the medium-large range, if I’m being honest) worked on their school work and the other two wondered around…
At This Moment
Confessions of an unhinged blogger
Family
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Serious stuff
When the long-awaited prognosis is “there’s no hope for recovery.” What then?
To set the scene, you’re at the doctor with a complaint. They diagnose the problem and your first reaction is relief (that you’re not crazy and it’s an actual ‘thing’)…
Apparently, carrying a big purse does not give me superpowers but at least my wallet wasn’t stolen.
I carry a big purse. I have tried to scale it down, but alas, it appears as though I am not ready to make that leap to a smaller bag.…
Have you had an Amazon package go missing from your front door?
When you steal an Amazon package and the package was sex toys and sex toys weren't what you wanted so you dump them in a ditch? You're a tool.
Contrary to all appearances
So this was today, but you could pretty much replace “today” with “any day” and it would still be accurate. ****************************** Thursday morning: Characters in this scene: Me, alone at…
Confessions of an unhinged blogger
Family
Keswick Kids
Posts for the sake of my own sanity
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True stories
Guys, I think I’m making a pig’s ear of this parenting gig
Preamble: Kids need to play outside. I mean, fresh air, physical activity, rosy cheeks and bright eyes, right? All good things that help promote healthy mental health (awkward, much?) and…