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The missing penis through time

Ever since the addition of our (proud mother moment: beautiful, clever, and strong) daughter into this, our house of testosterone (save then for me, of course), I have been a…

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Yes, yes, I really am THAT fancy. And we have playdoh – do you?

I don’t like to brag or anything, but this morning I made our own PLAYDOH. And it was amazing, so by extension, I am amazing. And I made it smell…

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I need your advice – how do you handle kids and mealtimes and then, please, remind me why we don’t just eat our young?,

We have six very distinct personalities living under our roof. Seven if we count the half-feral cat* who adopted us when we moved into this house, but since her issues…

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No time to post, it’s cupcake time!

Deacon, my Deacon is turning six today! And while his desired dinner is no problem, the cupcakes ain’t gonna make themselves so I had better get hopping! Oh, and just…

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I am a birthday party failure. But I am also an eternal optimist.

I have five children. I have hosted/thrown/paid for five birthday parties. That would make me mom of the year if I had one-year-old quintuplets. But I do not (fortunately? unfortunately?…

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Today Was Just a Test Run. Tomorrow it Gets Real Around Here

Three out of four of my smalls are now in full-time primary school. Grade three, one and Junior Kindergarten – Oh my. And I have vacillated between excited and sad…

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What is better than three new desks for your kids’ rooms? Three FREE new desks!

With Mas starting grade three and Deacon entering grade one, having somewhere for them to do their homework when the kitchen is just too busy, loud, or full had been…

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I stand firmly behind my original assertions about The ROC

Those assertions being that it was too expensive, too poorly planned, executed and an overall exercise in poor use of the copious amount of property tax Georgina residents pay (and…

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I’ve put off writing this post long enough

I’ve put this off, and off, and off again because just starting to try and think about everything that it means makes me sick to my stomach and feel like…

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Should I Have Gotten His Plate Number?

So, what would you do in this situation? I didn’t grab a picture with my phone or try to see or remember his plate digits because I was too busy…

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