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A banana peel out the car window? And I worry for a second that I may be a grown up

On Friday, Miranda and I had a full day of shopping planned (and yes, I am acutely aware how close we are to Christmas and how inadequate I am for…

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Why must you resort to nasty name calling?

Dear Spammers, Assholes, Stupid Head Poopy Pants, Words cannot express how happy I was when Outlook sang that happy ‘ding!’ to let me know that I had new mail. And…

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Have you ever had an experience that was just so absurd that you had to laugh?

I have them. Often. Perhaps too often. It’s beginning to make me think that maybe it is me. Nah. My most recent ‘what the hell is life playing at?’ Here…

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Another reason why I love living on the fringe of Keswick proper (and once again, I narrowly escape the po-po and lock up)

The other day my four smalls and I were on our way to Tae Kwon Do when what catches my eye on the grassy part of the roadside? Something red.…

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Being an only child broke my ‘listening’ ears and other b.s. excuses that I try, without success. to cling to

For the life of me, I cannot listen. Or maybe I cannot hear. But I’m pretty sure that it is a listening issue. I cannot stop talking or interrupting long…

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I am a birthday party failure. But I am also an eternal optimist.

I have five children. I have hosted/thrown/paid for five birthday parties. That would make me mom of the year if I had one-year-old quintuplets. But I do not (fortunately? unfortunately?…

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Should I Have Gotten His Plate Number?

So, what would you do in this situation? I didn’t grab a picture with my phone or try to see or remember his plate digits because I was too busy…

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A Month of First Times… Featuring: The Dumpster Diaries

A month of firsts and a dumpster could sound good or bad depending on your age, perspective, general outlook on life and where you currently fall on the intoxication scale.…

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Every Greenspace Does NOT Need A Subdivision

As I’ve probably said over and over again, we’re moving house soon. Our new home is only 3 minutes away from our current home, but it’s just that little bit…

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Oh, Keswick Price Chopper, How You Have Disappointed Me

I try to shop as smartly as possible. Whether it’s groceries, clothing or household goods and services, I always want to make sure that we are getting the best value…

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