Five nice things that I done did for myself this week
In the spirit of this whole positivity movement (it’s all the rage on Pinterest and some other places, or so I am told), I’ve decided to take a minute and…
The media changes, the clutter and overstuffed feelings remain the same
One night this week, my 20 year-old, in the process of moving to a new place, brought me a garbage bag of music CDs that he had ‘borrowed’ when he…
This morning I sang in the shower
I have not sung in the shower in years until this morning. And man! Was I good! I was smokin’ hot*, belting out the hits. Maybe you’re familiar with some…
Last week on the internet, I found some things that ought to be shared
And they ought to be shared because a) I don’t get to use the word ‘ought’ often enough and b) things that either make me recoil in horror or shoot…
I am a Lent failure. I blame my mother
I blame her because I’m supposed to blame her for everything that I cannot do/get/have/be, right? Isn’t that our plight as mothers, to be held ultimately responsible for every failure,…
Well, that was harsh
Family Day 2014 *phone ringing* Me: Hello? Caller: Hello, can I speak with argh-bragh-urgh? *heavy accent and slurring* Me: ah, may I ask who’s calling? Caller: underwear Me: pardon? I’m…
If Steve from India calls, I recommend talking to him about chickens
Oh, he will resist at first. He will try to keep steering you back to his ‘Internet Cleaning’ to get rid of ‘the naked pictures’ on your computer pitch, but…
This is Punky Penny. I believe that she used to be a hooker.
Meet Punky Penny. She met an untimely end. Discovered on one cold winter morning. CSI is (not) on the scene. During her life, it would appear that she was a…
I fear for the future if this is where Google is leading people
Logical sequencing, sensible leaps in reasoning, educated guessing. Many of us do these things on a daily basis. Some of us (um, not me?) take twisty, wonky roads to reach…
So I made some predictions awhile ago and I wanted to update you
The results are in, and they reveal that I AM the new Kreskin! (For those who haven’t heard of Kreskin, of course there’s a whole website, or 44,000 websites, give…