Because if it grew the way my zucchini seems to, we would be so flush with money it would almost be embarrassing – but only almost. I don’t think that I would actually be embarrassed at all. I would be too busy making our family’s dreams (that involve money anyway) come true. And I think that a Money Tree is a fair and reasonable wish, since I have not yet been given or found a Grace and Beauty Tree, a Big Boobs with a Tiny Waist Tree, a Babysitter Tree, or an Insanely Long Eyelashes Tree.
But when I was done all that dream fulfilling, I might slow down to be a little bit embarrassed. But probably not.
Now, where can I find me a Money Tree that acts like this friggin’ zucchini plant does. I promise if I get one, I’ll make money cookies, muffins, bread and patties for every one of you. Pinky swear.