Chronicles of Amusing Failures                        
                                             
                            Confessions of an unhinged blogger                        
                                             
                            Family                        
                                             
                            Posts for the sake of my own sanity                        
                                             
                            Random Shit                        
                                             
                            True stories                        
                                      
                              Razor blades and adulting: The same but differ-, er no actually, they are the same thing.
This is a true story. There is not one word of a lie, no single misleading statement nor exaggeration included herein. I was going to start this post with “Honestly”…