Generally speaking, I won the kid lottery when it comes to eating. For the most part, my kids eat what I make and don’t complain too much. Notice the ‘too’ in that sentence. I mean, sure, Deacon may gag and dry heave at those chunks of tomato in the gorgeous sauce I serve with spaghetti and meatloaf may have the power to turn his sunny mood positively foul and Paxton may burst into tears if his food is so much as kissed by ketchup, but overall, they’re all good and will power through whatever I’m serving.
But, I am also well aware that not all parents are so lucky. So many, no, too many parents have a daily battle on their hand with a picky eater and by the sounds of it, kids today are taking being picky to Olympian heights.
And I’m a helper. And a bit of a foodie. But also kind of an asshole. So I took it upon myself to seek out alternatives that make WHATEVER you are serving suddenly become the best thing ever.
3. Pasta with an identity crisis with a side of Oh God.
4. Chiquita’s outfit isn’t the only thing that’s slammin’ here.
5. Only if I can follow it up with kidney pie and haggis, please.
6. Bodacious breasts and a meal? Oh yes, please!
7. Potatoes? Yes. Fudge? Hell, Yes. This? Oh no.
8. Enough people enjoyed this enough that it needed to be canned and marketed?
9. Ugh. Oh, and for the record, fish don’t have fingers.
10. Time to lube up those arteries and veins, kids! Have at it!
So, go ahead. Offer up a few of these bad boys and watch your kids beg for your ‘noodle surprise casserole’ or extra cauliflower. Because once they understand that possum and liver soup are on deck, it makes what’s in front of them so much better!
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