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Well, that was harsh

Family Day 2014 *phone ringing* Me: Hello? Caller: Hello, can I speak with argh-bragh-urgh? *heavy accent and slurring* Me: ah, may I ask who’s calling? Caller: underwear Me: pardon? I’m…

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If Steve from India calls, I recommend talking to him about chickens

Oh, he will resist at first. He will try to keep steering you back to his ‘Internet Cleaning’ to get rid of ‘the naked pictures’ on your computer pitch, but…

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This is Punky Penny. I believe that she used to be a hooker.

Meet Punky Penny. She met an untimely end. Discovered on one cold winter morning. CSI is (not) on the scene. During her life, it would appear that she was a…

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