I’m sure that’s the real title of the song. Who on God’s green earth decided that our kids needed more time AWAY from school and invented PA Days? Nine weeks in the summer, March Break, two weeks at Christmas plus countless “long weekends” and we STILL need PA Days? Really? I think not.
When I am crowned Queen of the World, I am immediately revoking all PA Days and mandating that our children attend school at least five more weeks a year. Yes, I know, I just lost the kid and teacher vote, but I don’t care. This insanity must end (and mine must reign supreme).
To all the parents who were home with their refusing-to-nap children today, you’re welcome. To all the kids and teachers who are outraged that I could call into question the validity of these ‘extra’ days off, write “I will not question the Queen” one hundred times on the black board and try to remember that the less time kids spend in school, the more time they spend trying to figure out how to pull a fast one on their parents.
See? My plan in win-win. You’re welcome, society.
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